he wore a soft colored shirt.

Okay...ohjhh myt gorsh i'n sop oooo drunj.

Okay, that was Jason...he's not drunk.

I am. I think this aids in my coherency. For instance, I think I managed to resolve at least 90% of the UN's issues this evening. By myself. While drunk. I just gave most of them some beer. Kofi Annan had at least a fifth of Grey Goose...yeah, he's smashed. Alex has reminded me of the asshole who is playing guitar. I concur. I'm sick of guitarisms at parties. If I have to hear "You Were Meant for Me" by Jewel one more time, I'm going to rip out Jason's goblin cock and strangle everyone in the Continental United States. Jason is pleased that he is not the only one. I would recommend moving to Alaska...or Alexandia...or Atlantis...wait, don't do that. You know, Alex lives in Alexandia. There he is king. He runs the land fairly, with supreme tacos and Harvey Birdman for all. I have a hankering for some bearclaw. You know, the taint is the greatest pressure point ever...it causes the skin to rot off...or that might be syphilis.... Listen, what I'm trying to say is that there's a plan in the works...for awesome the likes of which you have never seen. I'm going to use my hard power to get this on. Who wants to make love to me? Who wants to punch me in the temples? I think I just got punched...by Jason. He's not my sidekick, even though Rose thinks he is. She asked me. That was funny. I said he was his own person...except for the parasites...prolific parasites composing novels on small antique typewriters for the president of Uraguay. Fuck. This song just keeps going. I think I used to love it. Now I hate it. It's like AFI did a cover of it. Fuck that. That band blows goats. I have proof. ::indicates proof:: Is it not so?!?! Let's make a movie about our adventures. It's going to be awesome. I think we're far more brilliant that any filmmaker who makes money. It's like...we're less than indie filmmakers...we don't even get money. We actually don't make films...it's just, we're tired, usually, and films take a lot of time...or maybe I'm tired. I'm always sleeping. Maxim is for gays. That's it.